I don’t do things like everyone else. Get a job. Yeah right. Move out of your mamma’s house. I think not. I make just enough money to buy food and gas. I got this car I drive around. It’s not bad. I don’t plan on figuring out my life all right now. But I can tell you one thing. It’s sure as hell hard to bring a girl back to your room when you live with your mom.

That’s when I decided to take a vacation. I’m going to be totally honesty here for a minute. I haven’t gotten laid in eight months. And it isn’t because I’m afraid of hitting on a girl. And it isn’t because i’m not good looking or anything like that. It because of my lifestyle. “What do you do, where do you live?” She says. And that ends my game right about there. WTF am I supposed to say. I’ve tried lying, only works so well til your friends butt in.

I found car title loans in Portland Oregon at a low rate of 5.9% per month. That’s practically nothing. I can still afford to live with my mom and I won’t have any problems. I’ll take out an auto pawn loan and then I’ll go on a ten day cruise.

Perfect fast cash and pussy. My two favorite things in the world.

Dave H.

Portland, Oregon

By the way Portland is near Beaverton, Hillsboro, Vancouver, Gresham, and Dayton.

I run a quaint bed and breakfast in Portland.  I bought it on a whim about five years ago.  I’ve poured my heart and soul into it.  Every room is decorated with beautiful period pieces from the Victorian era.  I’ve picked out each piece carefully by browsing antique shops, estate sales and flea markets.  You never know what you will find at these places but it’s important to go in with an open mind and a lot of patience. 

Recently, I had some last minute guests rent a room for the night.  I was a little leery of them because they were scruffy and had bad manners.  But with the way the economy is lately business was slow.  I decided to let them stay and told myself everything would be fine. 

At about 2:00 a.m., I woke up to the sound of loud music.  I wondered where it could be coming from and those rude, scruffy boys came back into my mind.  I knocked on the door and asked them to quiet down.  They said they would but as soon as I walked away they started playing again.  I don’t think anyone in the B & B slept well that night.  I was happy to see them leave.  When I went to clean the room, I was shocked.  They had ruined the duvet by getting food all over it, there was a crack in one of the lamps and they broke the lock on the door.  I was so upset.  I didn’t have money set aside to fix a problem like this.

I was talking to a friend and she told me about Car Title Loans in Portland.  She said that I could get the quick cash I needed by filling out an online application.  And she said I would be approved in 10 minutes or less.  I went on the computer and filled out the online application.  It was so easy.  All I needed to qualify was to own my car.  I was able to get more than enough money to cover my expenses.  If anyone is looking for a great loan, I would suggest going to Car Title Loans in Portland.         

Crystal A. in Portland

I’ve been a bald as mofo since the age of 18. Boy did it blow to be balding at my prom, but the best I could do was shave my head hoping to appear cool. It fooled some people some of the time, but not everyone was impressed. After a certain point of my life I was sick of nicking my head while shaving and wanted some real hair.

While my wife told me that she loved me the way I was, I still was very jealous of men with a full head of hair. I would read magazines about what women found attractive in men, and hair was always up there towards the top. I felt like less of man without anything up top.

Finally I went to a hair transplant doctor who was able to work with me to create a plan to restore my hairline. I almost wasn’t able to go through with it, as I was a couple of grand short. It wasn’t until a found a car title loan in Portland that I was able to get what I needed to do done. Car Title Loans in Portland was able to give me a no credit check loan for my auto title, and even set me up with a the location closest to my home.

Now I really feel complete with my new hair.

Greg M.
West Haven, OR