Some guys moved in near my home outside Mt. Tabor Park in Portland, Oregon. They’re Canadians and I know what Canadians are capable of. Right now they just look like this big nation above us that’s no real threat. But I know that they can’t really be trusted. My friends have told me stories about Canadians stealing things from them they could never get back. It’s bad.

So I didn’t want to lose all my valuables to a bunch of canucks. They shouldn’t just be able to walk into our country. We don’t let the Mexicans just walk into our country and for good reason. We make sure to keep them out because we know you just can’t trust people that aren’t like you. I need to get myself a gun so these Canadians don’t just go around stealing all my things.

But I can’t afford a gun. Thats what I thought at least at first. Until I found out about car title loans from a friend. It was a quick way to get money in Portland, Oregon even when you have bad credit. I just went online and filled out an application and got a callback quick.

Now I’ve got the money I need for my gun. It isn’t going to be anything too special. Just an everyday normal 45.

-Randell W.

Portland, Oregon