I’ve never been a big fan of shopping. I don’t like paying for stuff I get to keep. So you can imagine that when I went to best buy to see if my USB drive would work on their computers (because I was considering buying one) and then it shut off suddenly and stopped working, I was a little flustered. Flustered at first but then when they said I was going to have to pay for it, I got frustrated.

I couldn’t believe it. They claimed that my USB had a virus on it. Now that I think about it this may have been true. I mean my drive hadn’t been working on my computer. I thought it was something wrong with my computer since it never seemed like my computer was working right. That’s why I went to buy a new computer. There is some important stuff on there I needed to get off.

Fortunately I was able to afford the price of the computer. I didn’t want to have to afford it. But I did. I found car title loans in Portland, Oregon at only 5.9%. An auto pawn loan was great for me, it allowed me to get the money I needed immediately. I’m still a little upset about the whole ordeal. I know though that I am going to make a lot of money when I finally get that stuff off my USB drive.

Sometimes accidents happen. You don’t think about it at first. You just go and do what you think you should, and afterwards it’s too late.

Mike J.

Portland, Oregon

By the way Portland is near Beaverton, Hillsboro, Vancouver, Gresham, and Dayton.

I don’t do things like everyone else. Get a job. Yeah right. Move out of your mamma’s house. I think not. I make just enough money to buy food and gas. I got this car I drive around. It’s not bad. I don’t plan on figuring out my life all right now. But I can tell you one thing. It’s sure as hell hard to bring a girl back to your room when you live with your mom.

That’s when I decided to take a vacation. I’m going to be totally honesty here for a minute. I haven’t gotten laid in eight months. And it isn’t because I’m afraid of hitting on a girl. And it isn’t because i’m not good looking or anything like that. It because of my lifestyle. “What do you do, where do you live?” She says. And that ends my game right about there. WTF am I supposed to say. I’ve tried lying, only works so well til your friends butt in.

I found car title loans in Portland Oregon at a low rate of 5.9% per month. That’s practically nothing. I can still afford to live with my mom and I won’t have any problems. I’ll take out an auto pawn loan and then I’ll go on a ten day cruise.

Perfect fast cash and pussy. My two favorite things in the world.

Dave H.

Portland, Oregon

By the way Portland is near Beaverton, Hillsboro, Vancouver, Gresham, and Dayton.

My favorite place in Portland, Oregon is the mall. Actually any mall. It doesn’t even have to be in Portland, that’s just where I’m from. I take my boyfriend there all the time and make him buy me things. And then when my boyfriend refuses to buy me things, I go out and I find a new boyfriend to take care of me.

The only problem with that is that if I don’t have a boyfriend then I can’t really pay for anything. I lost my last boyfriend about a month ago because he wouldn’t buy me a diamond necklace. But on to the story. I need to find a new boyfriend, so if you’re reading this and you live in Portland then give me a call.

Until I can find a new boyfriend though I need to get money so I can keep shopping. The mall is a great place to find a rich boyfriend. I found money in car title loans in Portland, Oregon. I actually found it by searching online. All I did was fill out an application and I got a call back right away.

Of course I’m still looking for a boyfriend. Hopefully I can find a sucker to pay off my car title loan. Oops I mean, I love you sweetie… let’s go on a date soon.

-Jenny N.

Portland, Oregon

By the way Portland is near Beaverton, Hillsboro, Vancouver, Gresham, and Dayton.