I don’t do things like everyone else. Get a job. Yeah right. Move out of your mamma’s house. I think not. I make just enough money to buy food and gas. I got this car I drive around. It’s not bad. I don’t plan on figuring out my life all right now. But I can tell you one thing. It’s sure as hell hard to bring a girl back to your room when you live with your mom.

That’s when I decided to take a vacation. I’m going to be totally honesty here for a minute. I haven’t gotten laid in eight months. And it isn’t because I’m afraid of hitting on a girl. And it isn’t because i’m not good looking or anything like that. It because of my lifestyle. “What do you do, where do you live?” She says. And that ends my game right about there. WTF am I supposed to say. I’ve tried lying, only works so well til your friends butt in.

I found car title loans in Portland Oregon at a low rate of 5.9% per month. That’s practically nothing. I can still afford to live with my mom and I won’t have any problems. I’ll take out an auto pawn loan and then I’ll go on a ten day cruise.

Perfect fast cash and pussy. My two favorite things in the world.

Dave H.

Portland, Oregon

By the way Portland is near Beaverton, Hillsboro, Vancouver, Gresham, and Dayton.